"The Crescent" Student Newspaper: 1928-30

The Crescent

VOLUME XLI

NEWCERG, OREGON, MARCH 25, 1!)30

Nl'MBER 12

HILTON IRA JONES
ENLIGHTENS AUDIENCE

Noted Scientist Reveals Some
New Facts and Wonders

"Nothing is more needed today than
a popular conception of the relation-
ships of chemistry. False teeth, shoes,
stockings, and hair, are all made by !
chemistry. Everything we know is a
product of chemistry." These are facts
that Dr. Hilton Ira Jones impressed up-
on his audience Friday night, March 21,
at the last lyceum number of the sea-
son.

In ancient times the alchemists took
great pleasure in mystifying their au-
diences and making them believe there
was something supernatural about the
mixing of chemicals. For example, Pio-
fessor Jones performed an experiment
which was very popular with these al-
chemists. In one glass was a solution
of some base and in another some phen-
olphthalein (which causes a purple col-
or to appear when mixed Willi a base).
After pronouncing a few "magic" words,
these solutions were poured together,
and the result was a substance which
was apparently wine. Perhaps one of
the ancient alchemist's audience pre-
ferred water. That was easy; he would
pour another luiuidi (acid) into the solu-
tion and — presto change — it was color-
less. The acid had neutralized the base,
but of course, the alchemist didn't ex-
plain this to his speclatois.

Professor Jones reminded his audience
of what a fortunate fact it is that water
expands upon freezing. If it wasn't
for this, rivers would freeze from the
bottom up and the earth would be eter-
nally frozen. This one fact about wa-
ter, which is true of no other com-
pound, makes life possible.

A new metal is Liponilz alloy which
melts readily at body temperature and
therefore finds a use in the Grinnell
sprinklers which are used so extensively
as fire extinguishers. The creation of
this metal was done by the chemist
for the business man. This is true of
so many of our chemical discoveries
today.

One of the seven wonders of the chem-
ical world is a recent electric switch
which operates by the intensity of light.
The slightest shadow passing between
it and the source of light will cause
a bell to ring. This makes possible
the construction of absolutely burglar-
proof banks and stores.

Professor Jones told how cotton is
used to make gun cotton, celluloid, Wes-
son oil, crisco, and ivory soap. Corn-
cote are utilized in the manufacture of
dyes, rayon, ivory, artificial leather, and
many other things.

He explained the wonderful combina-

ENTIRE COLLEGE RE-
VERTS TO PRIVATE LIFE

(Continued on page four)

Captain Kidd had nothing on Ren
Huntington and Pi of. Gulley when it
came to burying a treasure. Both the
Fieslimcn and the World can sympa-
thize with the people who had to hunt
for clews to Captain Kldd's treasure,
hut we have heard that the Freshmen
hope those people didn't have to hunt
for one clew as long as they did.

The long-promised treasure hunt was
held Tuesday afternoon, March IS. The
two gioups left the college building at
four o'clock — everyone happy and an-
ticipating a wonderful time. They had
it, but oh, the miles they covered: the
dust they stirred up; and the time they
spent hunting clews that just didn't
seem to be there! They all started out
with shouts and lots of speed. There
was plenty of the noise left at the end
of the hunt but not so much speed.

From the college canyon, into private
yards, across vacant lots, down the
principal part of First street, out to
the Dayton Road bridge, and down the
railroad tracks to the brick yard, the
teams followed their clews. The towns-
people who wondered where the fire was.
and why the college students were run-
ning all over the town (and suburbs)
had to get what satisfaction they could
from the hasitly Hung answers of, "Oh,
it's a treasure hunt!"

The World won the treasure hunt —
but they were generous with their treas-
ure and gave everyone as much of it
as they wished. The treasure — an im-
mense hunch of bananas- was only a
part of all the good eats. Buns, ween-
ies, coffee, doughnuts, marshmnllows
and pickles, were immensely -enjoyed
by faculty and students around a huge
bond re.

And the tired and aching muscles!
Oh, my! But it was worth it!

LYCEOI USHERS STAGE

LAST RIOT SATURDAY

MRS. PENNINGTON GIVES TEA

Many of the Y. W. C. A. members
attended the lea given by Mrs. Pen-
nington for them at her home Wednes-
day, March 12. Mrs. Pennington in-
vited the girls to her place in order
that she might meet and become better
acquainted with a number of the new
students. The girls felt that it was
an hour pleasantly spent, and many ex-
pressed their appreciation. Mrs. Hodg-
in poured the tea.

After working together at Lyceum
numbers throughout the winter, the
ushers decided to meet and eat for one
last good time. Consequently Prof, and
Mrs. Perisho greeted nine ravenous ush-
ers, carrying food they could hardly
wait to eat, Saturday evening at G
o'clock. This and the steaming chick-
en pie already prepared allowed the
crowd to eat, and eat some more. Then
to add variety to the evening, they ate
again — at least such is the leport of
some of the fortunate ones. The whole
meal was seasoned with the wit and
antics of the head ushers and all the
little ushers, who were Prof. Perisho,
Ben Huntington, Ralph Choate, Lillian
Barnes, Doyle Green, Delia Hanville,
Elizabeth Hadley, Lincoln Wirt, La
Verne Hutchens and Generva Street.

As originally planned, the "feed" was
to be given by those who made mistakes
at any of the programs. That is why
everyone furnished part of the food —
and Prof. Perisho had to provide the
most.

RETURN OF ALUMNI

Familiar faces were seen in the
Friends church Sunday, March 10. Ra-
chel Lundquist was up from Camas
Valley and Homer and May Pearson
Nordyke from Oakland.

Y. W. C. A. ELECTS AND
INSTALLS NEW OFFICERS

The annual business meeting of the
Y. W. was called to order, March 12,
by the president, Genevieve Badley.
The minutes of the last meeting and
committee repoils for the year were
read and accepted. The latter bore evi-
dence of the very fine work that has
been done by Y. W. this year. The
officers for the coming year were then
elected.

Elizabeth Hadley was installed as
president of the Y. W. at the meeting
on March 19. The ceremony was very
simple yet very effective. Each old of-
ficer and cabinet member held a car-
nation which was presented to her suc-
cessor, accompanied by a few words of
encouragement and congratulation.

The new Y. W. cabinet is as follows:

President Elizabeth Hadley

Vice President Dorothea Nordyke

Secretary Helen George

Treasurer Lela Jones

Undergraduate Representative

Lillian Barnes

Faculty Advisor _ Miss Sutton

The committee chairmen are as fol-
lows:

Religious Meetings ..La Verne Hutchens

World Fellowship Helen Whipple

Social Service Delia Hanville

Music Arloene Davey

Social Ethel Newberry

Deputation Dorene Heacock

The Y. W. has spent a very profitable
year under the leadership of the old
cabinet and it expresses its appreciation
for the work accomplished. There is
every expectation that this coming year
will be just as worth while in accom-
plishment as the last.

Y. M. C. A. HOLDS ELECTIONS

On March 12 the College Y. M. C. A.
elected its officers for the coming year
on the standard of the offices as they
have been upheld by the outgoing of-
ficers. They are:

President Elmore Jackson

Vice President Lynn Hampton

Secretary _ Ervin Diment

Treasurer Charles Post

Social Com. Chmn Lincoln B. Wirt

Membership Com. Ch. ..Hans T. Nieland

Deputation Chmn Loyde Osburn

We wish to extend our congratula-
tions to those leaving office, .for the
splendid manner they have upheld the
standards of the Y. M. C. A. as an or-
ganization and done their work, keep-
ing the spirit of the Y. M. C. A. ahead
of them at all times. We wish espe-
cially to commend the efforts of Frank
L. Cole, who has been a splendid head
of the Y. M. during the entire year.

STUDENT BODY PLAY
UNUSUALLY GOOD

"Passing of Third Floor Back"
Given by Fine Cast

FINAL WOMEN'S DERATES

Pacific's final dual debate of the year
with Lin field College were held March
10 and 11. These debates were part
of Linfield's elimination contest to se-
lect their women representatives for
the national meet. Pacific was repre-
sented by La Verne Hutchens, Laurene
Geltman, Lela Jones, and Marian Cof-
fee. The first two debated the nega-
tive of the disarmament question on
Monday at Linfield; the other two up-
held the affirmative here the next day.
Both debates were without decisions.
Our girls did their best and received
excellent practice.

Many of the large audience who at-
tended the student body play given on
March 4, proclaimed it the best ever
presented In Pacific College. The suc-
cess of the presentation of "The Pass-
ing of the Third Floor Back" by Jerome
K. Jerome, was due to the continued
efforts of Miss Binford, the coach, the
splendid work of the cast and business
staff and the fine cooperation of the
student body as a whole.

The first floor front of Bloomsbury
Place, London, with its cluttered table,
crooked pictures and liquor, together
with the boarders of the house present-
ed an almost disgusting atmosphere.

In the prologue, Mrs. Sharpe, the
landlady of the boarding house, who was
a cheat, and her slavey, Stasia, who
was a "workhouse brat" with no man-
ners whatever, disliked by everybody,
herself included, were represented by
Generva Street and Helen George re-
spectively. There were nine boarders
in the house: Joey Wright (Bob Whit-
lock), a retired bookmaker of sixty, who
had lost his voice through too much
shouting, was practically engaged to
Vivian Tompkins. Her true lover, how-
ever, was Christopher Penny (Carl San-
doz), a young painter who had fallen
from his high standard of art to a very
low one. Vivian (Genevieve Badley)
was an impudent young hussy and the
daughter of Major and Mrs. Tompkins
(Frank Cole and Elizabeth Hadley), who
were continually quarrelling with each
other. Jape Samuels^ (Marion Devine)
was a Jew who was continually trying
to sell stock in a silver mine which
he claimed he owned. Lincoln Wirt
took the part of Harry Larckom, a
"hard-boiled" young man and a friend
of Jape's. Miss Kite (Ethel Newberry)
was an old maid of forty who tried to
appear nineteen by excessive use of cos-
metics, giggling, and wearing of what
she called "killing costumes." Mrs.
Percival De Hooley (Helen Whipple) was
a cousin to Sir George Tweedle, the
baronet and she delighted in putting
on airs.

Against Mrs. Sharpe's orders, Stasia
put up a sign advertising the room in
the third floor back and received as
an answer, a stranger (Ralph Choate),
who because of his kind manners and
fine personality, which was of such an
unusual type for this place, caused an
atmosphere of resentment towards his
appearance. Gradually, however, his
presence and conversation radiated an
atmosphere which diffused through the
house and became assimilated by the
boarders, changing their personalities
and characters.

The entire cast did exceedingly fine
work and received numerous compli-
ments. Mucli credit is also due to Miss
Binford, coach; Veldon Diment, busi-
ness manager; Fred Harle, stage man-
ager; and Mary Sue Binford, property
manager.

Before the play and between the three
parts, program numbers were furnished
as follows:

Piano Solos Mary Sue Binford

(Continued on page four)

TWO

THE CRESCENT

Published semi-monthly during the college year by the Stu-
dent Body of Pacific College, Newberg, Oregon.

LINCOLN B. WIRT, '32
Editor-in-Chief

Blue 20

LA VERNE HUTCHENS, '33
Associate Editor

Red 173

CONTRIBUTING EDITORS

Society Ethel Newberry

Chapel Elizabeth Hadley

Y. M. C. A Hans Nieland

Y. W. C. A Helen George

Sports Dennis McGuire

Features Arloene Davey

Personals Marian Coffee

Jokes Russell Millett

Academy Seniors Veldon Diment

Dormitory Lela Jones

Critic Prof. R. W. Lewis

cific College teams can have. And this doesn't mean to support
baseball and track and forget tennis, either!

While we're on the subject of backing teams, let's give a
thought to the really remarkable success of our debate teams,
considering the positively punk support they received from the
student body as a whole. Thanks to the efforts of the debaters,
the forensic manager, and Mr. Conover, we have upheld our high
standard in debating as well as in athletics.

Lastly I wish to speak of another activity of Pacific College

. that receives practically its entire support from those who under-
take it. This is the musical activites of the college, believe it or

j not ! As we go to press we are looking forward to both Glee Club
concerts, but when you read this, the Men's concert will be over
(sigh of relief). However, you can show your appreciation of

j this article by backing, one and all, the Girls' concert. Also, here-
after during the year, when it is announced that the P. C. glee

' club will sing, sit up and take notice instead of saying, "Aw, I've

| heard them before — they're fair, I guess." Remember, they've
trained longer than any athletic team does, and deserve credit —
as well as cash!

In parting — Keep your eyes open ; you can't see if you don't !

L. B. W.

MANAGERIAL STAFF
VELDON J. DIMENT, P. A. '30 DON C. LARIMER, 33

Business Manager Circulation Manager

Entered as second-class mail matter at Postoffice at Newberg, Ore.
Terms: fl.00 the Year in Advance. Single Copy 10c.

DANGEROUS?
Only recently has the college student body had a chance to
come in contact with people of other races again. First we showed
the Chinese and Japanese gentlemen from Hawaii a fine time
and seemed to convince them of our friendliness. Then we re-
ceived wholeheartedly Rev. Daniel Hill's presentation of a part
of the negro problem. Our representatives at the Pan-Pacific
Conference tried to carry the Pacific College spirit into their re-
lations with the Oriental students there and found how effective
it was. This would seem, on the surface, an ideal place for for-
eign students to come. Yet some observers wonder if our treat-
ment of them is based on idle curiosity or on real friendliness
and understanding. If its basis is really understanding, we will
,treat foreigners in other places as we do here and make a real
contribution to international good will; if not, our curiosity will
soon be satisfied and we will become as intolerant as some other
groups. Let's make it our task to realize the former condition
as a reality.

Remember that thinking may be dangerous, but it is worth
taking the risk. There is a new spirit in the world and it is
for us as students to see that it grows. He who thinks his own
thoughts for himself is as brave as he who fights someone else's
battles for the commendation of the crowds. And he who can
Understand and like people of other colors in spite of the jeers
of those less enlightened is certainly an asset in this modern
world. L L. H.

LET'S TALK IT OVER

Should the efficiency of the Room 14
committee be determined by the expul-
sion or reformation of disturbing spir-
its?

By the way are you aware of the fact
that the Fourth Year class is the third
largest in the school? That ought to
prove something; at least that the Acad-
emy is not dead yet.

Just one more reference to treasure
hunts sometimes involved: Which is
the more essential, brain or brawn, and
can anything ever be found without in-
volving hard work of some kind?

The Fourth Years congratulate Mar-
garet on the 1030 model.

It would seem that fire alarms should
be an anged to take place during periods
entirely devoted to class work. Classes
are more apt to be resumed than stud-
ies.

Some teachers grade by the classical
allusion, "A BCD Gold Fish." The
only trouble with this is that they seem
to be unduly partial to the gold Ash.

Now that the Gold P, or is it Q, club
has feebly resumed its ministrations
the Fourth Years are struck by the
fact that of five boys in the class only
four have had the privilege to test the
organization. Tempting fate or not,
this is true, hut if the fine traditional
spirit keeps up, the number may soon
be five.

Even if you haven't noticed it, the
Fourth Years have a new class motto.
1 It goes like this:- -"CHECK!"

Some classes are like a dream — you
have to go to sleep to enjoy them.

— The 4th Year Brigade.

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SUGGESTION AND COLLEGE LIFE

How many of you listened with both ears wide open to whal
Dr. Jones said about the Power of Suggestion with regards tc
athletic teams, in chapel the other day ? If you did, you'd under-
stand the principle underlying all forms of rooting and backing
of athletic teams. With a small student body like ours, the teams
all need the support of every one of you.

Pacific has just concluded a very successful basketball sea-
son, but how much more successful it would have been if every
student had taken it upon himself to turn out and root for his
team with all his might ! I wish to cast no asparagus at the yell
and song leaders — they did their part. But did WE?

Dr. Jones stated that "suggestion" in the form of rooting
would do wonders to a college team. He was right — the writer
knows by experience — but perhaps you have your doubts. Do
you remember what happened during the third quarter of the
U. of 0. soccer game when the team received that telegram from
the dorm girls ? To say nothing of the fight aroused by the loyal
carload of rooters that drove to Eugene that day. Just ask Fritz
Harle, or some other player.

Let's revolutionize our rooting section this spring and every-
body get behind P. C.'s sports, and you'll see just what class Pa-

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THREE

QUAKER SPORTS

WATCHING THE CINDERS FLY

Well, here the spring rolls around
again and Coach Gulley's spike slingers
are rounding into action once more.
This will be Pacific's second track sea-
son in about fifteen years, counting last
year as the first. Are we going to
make it a real season, upholding the
standards that were handed to us by
a team that worked and sweat to make
P. C.'s first track season successful?
Remember those eight men who, in two
meets last year, gave our Alma Mater
a record on the cinder path that was
so clean that not a college in Oregon
would have been ashamed to own it.
Three men are back from that last
year's team, BUT — three men can't
make a track team, no matter how en-
ergetic they are. Are we coming out
to help those three men keep up Pa-
cific's record? Or we going to say,
"Well, gee whiz, I'm turning out for
the play, baseball, and tennis! Whadya
think I am?" and then end up and not
turn out for any of them?

Don't mistake me — track isn't easy!
It requires more work and grind dur-
ing training season than any sport there
Is — but when the day of a meet comes,
you'll say it was worth it. AND IT
WILL BE! Now is the time to start
the old grind, too. Only three or four
weeks are left to get into trim and
there's plenty to be done in that time.

What if you have never run or jump-
ed before? Isn't it about time you start-
ed? Get this! There are fifteen events
on the list for a college track team.
Of these, but five are being entered by
the veterans who are waiting for YOU
to turn out and beat them out of their
events. Remember, we ought to enter
two men in eveiy event, and if that
doesn't leave enough variety, we want
to know what does!

TODAY is track day in practice. If
it doesn't rain, let's go out and show
Coach, the student body, and that noisy
track manager what we're made of.
You'll never regret it — and remember —
We can't make a track team sitting in
room 14 talking between tables to the
girls-

You'U hear more of us as soon as
the season gets started.

A fellow enthusiast.

ting down to work, and practice is in
full swing.

As left-overs from last year's season
we have the impressive sum-total of one
letter-man, Fritz Harle, who from his
last year's experience and the ability
he is showing at present, is expected to
be Pacific's mainstay in the box. There
are two other potential pictures on
hand, Hans Nieland and George Don-
nell, both of whom are showing storm
signals for opposing batters. Behind
the bat we will have Hank Davenport,
who is showing up well in that posi-
tion. The men turning out for infield
positions are Owen Baker, Ralph Moore,
Ervin Diment and Burton Frost. Out-
fielders are Lincoln Wirt, Russell Mil-
lett, Wendell Mills, Eldon Newberry,
Curtis Morse, Oren Winslow and Noel
Bowman.

Baseball and track practices are be-
ing alternated to provide a chance for
candidates to turn out for both sports.

Let's all get behind Coach Gulley and
the team and help put baseball over
big this year.

GIRLS VS. REED

Due mostly to lack of practise, the
Pacific girls lost a hard game to Reed,
on our own floor, on the night of Tues-
day, March II. The final score was
33 to 11 in favor of Reed.

The game was fast and well played,
but the Reed girls showed more expe-
rience, especially in pass work and
shooting. Both teams played hard and
several time-out periods, called by the
referee, were necessary to rest the girls
on both sides. So hotly contested was
the game in P. C.'s guard territory that
one of the Reed forwards sprained an
ankle and had to be replaced.

P. C. started the scoring and led by
a small margin In the first quarter,
but after that the team from Portland I
seemed to "find themselves." Our guards
were at a disadvantage because of the
extreme longitude of the Reed forwards.

In the last quarter P. C.'s regular i
lineup of Nordyke and Davey, forwards; .
Whipple and Gettmann, centers; and |
Barnes and Mc Michael, guards, was
shifted, sending "Leaping Dot McMi-
chael" to center to live up to her name,
and placing Elinor Whipple back to
guard. The team functioned much bet-
ter this way, and would have made the
score a closer one had not so much
time been used.

TENNIS AGAIN

Now is the time for tennis, that is,
if and when the rains let up. Tennis
is a major sport at Pacific and besides
furnishing pleasure and good exercise
for anyone who wishes to play tennis
it serves as a way to represent the
college in athletics.

Every year we put out a tennis team,
both men's and women's teams, which
play teams from Reed, Linfleld, Oregon
Normal, Pacific University and other
schools. Tennis ladders are being con-
structed, and tournaments for places
on both the men's and women's teams
will soon be under way.

Last year was a successful one in
tennis. Pacific won several matches,
and the conference singles champion-
ship. This year we have back two
members of last year's men's team and
one member of the women's team, but
there is plenty of good new material
for both teams and the competition for
places will be keen.

Everyone who has the time and wants
to represent the college in athletics
should turn out for tennis. If you think
that tennis is a parlor game, you are
mistaken. Just try it once and you
will find that it is a real game, full
of fun and thrills as well as being good
exercise.

As soon as Jupiter Pluvius moves his
freight to some other section of the
country, let's all get out with our rack-
ets and give Pacific a winning tennis
team.

MUSINGS

Here I am again! The editors have
been so kind as to allow me a little
space each issue and I will attempt to
use that privilege each time.

To bring to your thinking some bit
of wisdom, some bit of philosophy of
life, which will make life easier and
more worth while; to bring some bit
of humor which will cause you to smile;
in short, to show you some new beauty
in life, is my purpose. If I but suc-
ceed in this purpose, life will not have
been lived in vain.

— H —

Have you ever had a task to do which
was irksome to you, which you felt
was a sort of penance? Did you find
it hard because you disliked it? Chris-
topher Morley has given us the follow-
ing new and better conception of how
to go about such a task: "It is intoler-
able for a human being to go on doing
any task as a penance, under duress.
No matter what the work is, one must
spiritualize It in some way, shatter the
old idea of it into bits and rebuild it
nearer to the heart's desire."

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— Langston Hughes.

Until next time,

With a smile,

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BASERALL BEGINS

Simultaneously with spring and hay
fever comes baseball, at least at Pa-
cific. For the last few weeks a grad-
ual warming up process has been going
on about the campus, and now Coach
Gulley's "pill snatchers" are really get-

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FOUR

L

AUNTY HRSFTHRS

1

Well, students, here's your old Aunty
again just as good as ever, and I must
say I'm very much more pleaded with
the types of questions you turned in I
this week. I hope you'll continue to
keep up the interest in our little col-
umn that you've shown up to this time. !
I only hope all of my leaders feel the
same way that the first writer has
taken.

Dear Aunt Hrsy:

I am sure I speak for all your cor-
respondents when I thank you for the
sweet and charming way in which you
answer all your questions. I have no-
ticed a very remarkable change in my
friends since they have written to you. |
Hardly any of them will speak to me
more. This metamorphosis is due to
you and your wondeiful ability to an-
alzye personal problems. All Hail to
thee, dear Auuty-

Yours respectfully,

Recent Lee.

Dear ANTI HRSFTHRS:

I have been profoundly worried since
Dr. Jones' chapel talk last Friday. He
seemed to think it was necessary to
have a full length mirror in one's room
in which to glare at one's self on rising
to insure a happy life. I can't under-
stand how our own Prof. Gulley will
manage such a mirror. Do you think
there is yet any hope for his happiness?

Yours, Blokhed.

Dear Blokhed:

If you've ever watched Prof. Gulley
on the baseball diamond, and listened
to him about the time a stray ball
comes flying toward his head, you won't
ever worry about his happiness, and
you'll realize that our one and only
Emmett Gulley will always be happy,
even if he has to use the rear view
mil ror from his Chewy to "rise" in
front of. Thine, Aunt Ilisy.

REV. DANIEL HILL SPEAKS

Rev. Daniel Hill, of the Bethel Aven-
ue church in Portland, Mrs. Jessie Coles
Grayson, and Miss Alberta Mayo pre-
sented a veiy interesting program dur-
ing the chapel peiiod on March 20. Mrs.
Grayson, accompanied by Miss Mayo,
sang two negro spirituals, "The Gospel
Train Is Coming" and "Deep River,"
after which Mr. Hill spoke about the
Relationship of Delinquency Areas to
Problems of Race.

He spoke of the work that has been
done in attempting to determine the
effect of environment on delinquency!
and piesented evidence that the sec-
tions along the waterfronts and rail-
roads, which are the neglected and
abandoned areas, produce the most de-
linquency. He went on to say that it
is usually in such sections that people
of his race are compelled to live. He
appealed to the caUege students to give
the problem thoughtful consideration.
He closed by stating that the negro
needs religion, education, and recrea-
tion, but along with this should be a
change in enviionment so that he may
be able to understand and appreciate
the high ideals of American democracy.
Mrs. Grayson closed the program by
singing two more spirituals, "By an'
By I'm Coin' to Lay Down This Heavy
Load," and "Go Down,. Moses, Way
Down in Egypt Land."

DR. HILTON IRA JONES
ENLIGHTENS AUDIENCE

(Continued from page one)

THE DORMITORY MOl'SE

Last week end I spent most of my
lime in the walls of Kanyon Hall. And,
believe it or not, I did a lot of sleeping
— (Eva was gone all day Saturday). I
heard Marian say she was going home
with Goldie, and nearly everyone else
packed up her bag and left. Just a
few girls and myself weie the only ones
here. I've derided that Kanyon Hall
is a pretty good place to live — when
everybody is gone.

tion of discoveries possible in a late
aeroplane. It is made of beryllium, a
metal one-half as heavy as aluminum
and so hard it cuts glass like a file;
and aldur, a substance which cannot
be burned, cannot break, cannot be shot
through and at high altitudes cannot
be seen. It is possible to pilot the plane
by radio. Imagine an aldur-berylium, ra-
dio-piloted, poisoned-gas air plane!

"Scientists have at last found God.
Although it will be impossible to make
some of the thinkeis believe this until
He is shown to them, it is evident that
a Supreme God must be behind the
wonders of the universe."

If every penny that John Henry finds
costs the boys' dorm two fuses, we
hardly think it would be profitable for
the said party to make coin finding his
occupation.

Father (severely): "Daughter, what
were you and Ralph doing on the
porch?"

Dot N.: "Oh, Dad, don't bother your
head about such petty things!"

ATTENTION STUDENTS

The Parker Hardware Co. is the place
to buy a real line of Athletic Goods,
including Tennis Rackets. We also do
restringing.

We have here two letters that are
practically alike, so I'll answer them
both at once to save space:

By the way, we had a visitor at Kan-|
von Hall over the week-end. Genevieve
Mollingworth from Portland was here
with her cousins, Helen pnd Elinor
Whipple, from Friday afternoon till Sat-
urday evening.

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Dear Aunty:

What does one do in the case of in
digestion contracted at a soccer feed
one never received?

Truly yours, I Wonder. I
Dear Aunt Hrsfthis:

I was terribly embarrassed the other i
day because I couldn't remember what j
I'd eaten at that U. of O. "soccer feed." |
Do you think I am losing my mind, or I
did the food afflict me in any way?

I. R. Crazy.
Dear U. R. Ciazy and TJ. Wonder:

It seems to me I remember hearing
something about that soccer feed for
the benefit of winning athletes myself, j
Frankly I don't think that either of
you boys have lost your minds nor are |
you troubled with a very serious case
of indigestion. I'm afraid the only thing
for you to do is just to wait and hope,
for I've heaid that P. C. girls always
keep their words, and I wasn't 15 ft. I
from the spot when said feed was prom-
ised -in return for bringing home the
bacon in the U. of O. game. Maybe
they're waiting for you to do it again,
just to see if you boys really can swamp
the Oregon team. I wonder a little
myself. Lovingly,

Your Aunty Hrsfthis.

Saturday moining I was awakened
before eight o'clock by the smell of
something mighty good. It seemed to ,
come fiom the loom on the southwest
coi ner upstairs. P.ut by the time I got I
there, all I could find was four girls
wearing suspiciously satisfied looks on
their faces.

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STUDENT BODY PLAY

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(Continued from page one)

Violin Solos Eldon Newberry

Vocal Solos Genevieve Hollingworth

Reading Elva A r otaw

Vocal Solos Philip Gatch

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at the treasure hunt as did Mr. Gulley.

That Benny is not the one to hide
the clues for the next hunt.

That the eats committee enjoyed their
work as much as we did.

That few people get poison oak — the
fewer the better.

That eventually the stiffness will wear
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That the storekeepers did not find
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That the Freshmen realize that nuts
go to the squirrels who earn them.

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